Saturday, February 02, 2008

MHO top ten

Mountain High top ten list, as of last month:

10. Hickyesque.

9. Listening to Legends of Rodeo and Elliot over the speakers, thanks to Bo's vintage Takehold Records collection.

8. Using my Japanese skills with our one Nihonjin customer.

7. The way The Duke thinks I'm a dirty hippie and calls me shortstack.

6. "I'm going to slap you in the faceneck." "...What's masochism?" "I think you're going to have to look that one up on your own buddy."

5. Bryson, half asleep, zoned out, mouth hanging open, stirring his coffee with a coat hanger. "Fo sho, fo sho..."

4. "...Now my stomach hairs are all...conscious of themselves...self conscious..."

3. Any time anyone makes fun of Quiggle, but only out of love.

2. Alex wearing a neon sack liner like a moomoo - Mark deciding he looked like dragon larvae.

1. "I assume those ski pants aren't for the kid in your arms?" "Oh no, he's only six months old!" "Well yeah because I was going to say that's an amazing skiing baby."

Although I am obviously sorely outnumbered in a man's world, it's actually pretty fun despite the ridiculous amounts of testosterone flying around everywhere.

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